beepony:

artekka:

fapoleon-bonerparte:

I was doing research on Napoleon when I found it again

My favorite picture of him

“Try to beat me THIS time, Russia!!!”

I just laughed out loud at this for 5 minutes

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

give it a

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

(Source: kawoowoo)

okaydoke:

if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands

television-and-tea:

therangerofthenorth:

bigdickalecki:

remember in that one episode where the girl was like “sam you have to go on a date with me if you don’t make all bulls eyes on those darts” and sam was just like

BAM BOOM POW

and then like

#Sam would have probably managed to lick his elbow if it meant he didn’t have to go on a date with her

He probably saved her life just then.

the-land-of-misfit-toyss:

inbox:

dizzeedreamer:

I don’t understand schools.

If you have a broken leg you don’t have to do PE, but if you have social anxiety you’re forced to do public speaking

you are very stupid

you can get over social anxiety but you can’t get over a broken leg. speaking in front of people will only make you better at it next time but gym class will not make your leg better, it will make it worse

clearly you do not understand social anxiety 

(Source: xellebelle)

queensaige:

bewbin:

bewbin:

at first i thought it was porn

then i dug deeper

at this point im scared to go any further

i wonder whats inside

IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF

OH YES IT’S BACK

wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or